Our new neighbour
Tony is moving on up, and more specifically, to our building. He'll be living on the fourth floor.
According to Nicole, he's pitching this like a sitcom. "Quirky longtime bachelor moves in next door to recently married couple. Hilarity Ensues!!!"
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Dude, you never listen to me. Um, or read... me. Uh, whatever. Sitcom was my pitch. His is: "More like a drama/thriller where Daorcey comes home early from work only to find Tony filming Nat in bed with a midgit dressed as Yoda. Cue chellos."
Either way, it's gonna be a gong show.
I guess this will make it easier for him to stay over until 7 in the morning talking about role playing games, now. Or something.
It's more like Tony's a Diedrich Bader to our Ron Livingston and Jennifer Aniston a la Office Space.
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Daorcey: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Tony: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Daorcey: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Tony: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Daorcey: Well, not all chicks.
Tony: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Daorcey: Good point.
Tony: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Daorcey: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Tony: Well yeah.
Daorcey: Nothing.
Tony: Nothing, huh?
Daorcey: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Tony: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.
I hope you mean that you are Jennifer Aniston and I'm Ron Livingston. And, I'm the one that came up with that metaphor.
I could totally see that conversation happening. Much more than I'd like to imagine Tony's, uh, pitch.
Breaking News: It's confirmed as of yesterday... Tony will be our new neighbour. The bank and seller both say "yes," so the next step is PARTY!
... or something like that. Man, our building's gonna hate us.
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